Snape Teaches Band Class
- Snape: Okay, so how many of you have played an instrument before?
- Draco: Do instruments of torture count?
- Snape: No.
- Neville: Is mayo-naise an instrument?
- Snape: No, Neville, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
- Neville: *silently puts hand back up*
- Snape: Horseradish is not an instrument either.